"Dear people at Vodafone,

I have been an ardent customer of your telecom service since the last 5 years primarily because Vodafone has great network strength and I was highly impressed by the tiny pug that follows kids around. I haven’t shifted for various reasons, one of the major reasons being that most of my fellow colleagues or peers etc. are also on this network. So, you can be rest assured I am not shifting to another network for a long time to come."